So picture this 🙄🙄 9:37PM, Houston Tx @ tha Chevron Gas station. Me: Pumping gas ⛽️ on #7 Him: in a old old white truck, him passes me by then swings back. Me: on guard to let this good gasoline spay in his face if he try sumtin 😠 Him... OH MY GOODNESS HIM 👈🏼HIM YALL 👤 He opened his mouth and said.. Redd,, Redd where ur ole man at? Why u out here pumping ur own gas 🤷🏽♂️ do u have a ole man? Can I be ur man I got a pocketful of money 💴.. Okay now y’all pause right there, and let me tell y’all sumtin 🧏🏽♀️ I’m not the prettiest chic walking this earth “””BUT “”””I am in tha top 10 🤞🏼this man here tho 🥴 YALL 👥..he had NO and I mean NO !!! FRONT TEETH 🦷 as he was talking to me all I could see was that damn tongue 👅 slipping 😮in and out those 2 side teeth 😧 I threw up a little in my mouth 🤢 Then I said .... the way my life is set up, I can’t date anyone right now I got a boyfriend 👤and a husband👨🏽⚖️ on the side, my team full Him: well lemme be tha spare to one of them. Me: throws up again in my mouth and says... NAH I’m good 👍🏽👍🏽 thx tho. I get in and says OUT LOUD🗣DA u str8 disrespectful now!! What was I pose to do with that 🤷🏽♀️ go ahead,, I’ll wait 🤔🤔💫🤔🤔 Moral of tha story is BE Specific or u might get a wet noodle 🍜 or a snake 🐍 After that snake 🐍.. I will take tha wet noodle for 100 Bob 🙋🏽♀️ that’s my final answer .
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I really really really got to be specific with my DA 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ #NoLie
I really really really got to be specific with my DA 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️ #NoLie
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🤣😂🤣😂🤣this post just made my night lmaoo
GIRL YOU TELL EM! When I light DA I had the same dude swingin in my DM and social media in no time flat and he ain't the one I'm goin after 😩 I promise I'm not interested in any possible way although he's not bad to look at. I always knew he had a thing for me but nononononono DA no wrong target dammit 🤣
@InfiniteMoonBlaze
I'm in Katy, where in Houston were you at?
I think I might have been too specific with my DA. Cause I don’t think it’s working at all.
U in Htown too??😁🤘🏽
Wait I had to reread this again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg
This post got me dying at work 🤣🤣🤣
I want to be sorting through a bunch of rich and generous men. What is the chant for that?
This is my fear. I don't want to spend my time beating off drunks and losers.
😂😂😂
Y’all gone learn that stuff ain’t no joke ❤️🤦🏽♀️😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 You’re so silly! He sounds very old school. Ain’t nothing wrong with a pocket full of money!
Listennnnnn 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
This SENT ME!!!!😂😂😂
No lie i had a similar experience at work the other day!!! I work in a deli and this old 50 yr sumthing tall bald guys walks up to me (short 20 cutie 😇😜) and of course I ask "can I help you sir?" Without missing a beat he's like "let's go out next weekend!" And I was like 🤢 "no thanks I'm good.." and he was like "wym you're good!? Then you can't help me!" And laughed with his other buddy but saw how uncomfortable I looked then apologized then ordered. I was so creeped out but i knew it was that DA oil! Lol I'm glad it works but it's bringing me the wrong people! 🤣
What was your chant? Can you please share with me? Hahahahaha
Lmfao I’m over here crying real tears 😭
Nah...luv he needed all that pocketful But... He had me rethinking my whole I thought I was IIISSH mood 🥴 Looking at him and looking at me then looking at him again... I said just throw my whole life away! 👋🏽✌🏼✌🏼
Girl you shoulda told him to give you summa that cash and you’d think about it. 🤣🤣🤣